MASCOT 2011 ENTRY

YAOI~~ LIKE STRICTLY MAN ON MAN ACTION
... LIKE GAY
LIKE TOTALLY HOMO ._. i don't know how much more clear i can get

DO NOT STEALZ OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE A VIRGIN, AND IF YOU ALREADY LOST YOUR VIRGINITY, THEN YOU WILL DIE OF STD's
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Oooh, I feel all important when i capitalize the whole title~
xD
anyway here's my submission for the mascot contest
*crosses fingers* Excited!~
I thought maybe the Club could use a good dose of nice cute old-fasioned LOVE!~

...
and sex
xD
anyway

yes~ the sparkly rainbow is created to distract you from my bad line art~

LT. Zulrich Castlereigh (pronounced CASTLE-ree)

Common name: Zuzu

Position: whore, OH uh, I mean, Uke

Height: 5’4’’ (163 cm) (yes i realize this image doesn't adress their heights properly)

Weight: 99 lb (45 kg)

Age: 16 ._.

Hair color: Black, yeah, pretty black

Eye color: Dark blue

Body type: Skinny as hell

Species/form: Dark Elf :’D

Occupation: First lieutenant; under secretary of GEN Geocci

Pet Name: Love, or Honey (Felix is a classy guy ;D~)

Nick Name: JUST ZUZU, only FELIX can call him Zulrich or Zully

Fetish: Zuzu may be the Uke, but he LOVES it rough, and like super intense. ... and he like to lick <3 Oh, he's also kinda a sadist unintentionally when he like, bites Felix or claws him "accidentally". But I guess he's a masochist since he likes being all sensual when in bed and he likes to make Felix feel like a GOD when doing the in-bed-mambo.

Usual attire: Military uniform? But his casual stuff is like that awesome emo-boy look, TIGHT pants, stripes, and his AWESOME SHOES, go ahead, look at them those awesome shoes. He ALWAYS has that pendant around his neck, it's supposed to like glow when he's afraid o 3o

Hobbies: Touching Felix, watching candles melt, sniping assassins, touching Felix, music, trying new things.

Overall Personality traits: Sweetheart, naïve, secks, blunt, arrogant, defensive, sensitive, stubborn, secks, selfish, stubborn, secks, clueless yet perverted, … and secks [he's a seriously demanding sex-hungry uke, baby :0]

Physical traits (no, not those kind!): Pointy ears, grey skin, black tongue, dark pointy nail thing… claws yeah that’s it… Uh, SHORT ah-hem, well built but lean, black lips, OH, and the markings under his eyes are like face paint-like sorta thing and under his left eye (our right) he has one arrow-looking thing going half way down his face o 3o

A SONG THAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE HIM: Imaginary by Evanescence [link]



GEN Felix Giocci [jee-oh-chee]

Common name: Felix

Position: Pansy, oh, uh, I mean Seme… pansy

Height: F!CKIN TALL… I mean 6’6’’ (TWO METERS TALL oh damn; about 200 cm)

Weight: 202 lb (92 kg)

Age: 20? 21? 20, yes he is 20 years old .__. … old fart

Hair color: Sandy blonde, natural blonde, dirty blonde, light brown, whatever the hell you wanna call it

Eye color: Emerald (most beautiful stone ever!)

Body type: very well built but he ain’t no muscle-man

Species/form: Earth Human… meh, Americans >.>

Occupation: Four Star General and going on five star General of the Army, but he’s like meh~

Pet name: Sugar, baby, sweetheart (Zuzu is such a…pussy xD)

Nick name: Pansy-Man, softie, and other stuff politicians call him ._. and Fefe and Lexie (Zuzu exclusive) yes, Fefe like the stupid labradoodle name

Fetish: MILD bondage, he doesn't like to hurt his cute little Zuzu but he likes the kind of really sexy bondage-look and Felix adores Zuzu's helplessness at times <3 But Felix is a total masochist and he likes it when Zuzu bites and scratched <3 but he enjoys teasing Zuzu

Usual attire: Military Uniform, like all military dogs :’D his casual wear is like that cliché nice-guy clothes

Hobbies: NOT doing paper work that’s for sure >.>, drinking beer, eating apples, snuggling, Snuzzling, cuddling, being a pansy-queer, casual talk

Overall personality traits: PANSY, queer, just kidding though… he’s really really nice, kind, sweet, caring generous, kind of a pushover, no he doesn’t make a good politician, he’s empathetic, understanding, talented, determined, LOW SELF ASTEEM, guilt like no other, blames everything on himself. OH HEY HEY, but he can be TOUGH-ASS when he wants to be, and he’s not afraid to kill if he’s been ordered to, very obedient

Physical Traits: Okay, first of all. He has a weird ass hairstyle that this image does not do justice for. SO his hair style it's like.... fluffy in the front and back, but shaved in the back and then he has like a mini-ponytail.... here this is a good reference: [link] uh, yeah. and he's like super tall and bleh

A SONG THAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE FELIX IS: Dope Hat by Marilyn Manson [link] ... Now that's only if you can interpret the song in a LITERARY sense not a LITERAL sense, but if you want something more literal than... I dunno OH, All the Right Moves by One republic: [link]

NOW FOR A VERY LONG SUMMARY
read it!~ it's interesting 8D

You know, outside their military life they are like completely different people. While serving, Zuzu is quite calm and composed… and yeah, that’s pretty much it. Zuzu is good at hiding emotions towards Felix when they’re at work, since dude if the public figures out that the GENERAL IS GAY then they’d be all like EWWW and like yeah. So, Zuzu doesn’t show much affection other than mild bromance towards Felix at work… unless in the office <3. Felix is a different story. Felix is COMPLETELY different from work and casual. At work he’s like strict, mature, defensive but he still takes blame for everything and he’s still a softie. And for those of you who don’t know what an “under secretary” is, they are those little dude who follow around the general or colonel and their ranks range from second lieutenant to captain. Zuzu has been working as Felix’s lieutenant for a while but their friendship goes back three or four years while serving the Sayorian military together. Felix kinda always had a thing for Zuzu but only until after Drivold (Felix’s first love) was killed in action did Felix realizes how much he needed Zuzu. And being a big ol’ pussy Felix didn’t admit to being in love with Zuzu until two years after the Drivold incident. And by admitting I mean almost committing suicide. Felix kinda was REALLY stressed and depressed since this was the climax of the War and losing. Do to intense amounts of pressure and years of mental illness Felix nearly commits suicide after Zuzu denied him the first time. Luckily, Zuzu (who considers himself straight) realizes that gender doesn’t matter in a relationship and like totally walks into Felix’s near-suicide scene thingie… Felix had pistol pointed at head and Zuzu save him!~ YAY CLICHÉ! Anyway… The first few weeks of their relationship was kinda awkward since Zuzu is straight and Felix hasn’t gotten over Drivold fully. But in time they fell in love with eachother <3. And it took them four months to finally start sleeping with each other …. ANYWAY. After their relationship finally started going very well, the country of Mozera (run by none other than the glorious Launce Princip) finally allied with Sayoria AND the Prime Minister decided to fix up the mixed up ranks and re-organize. Reorganization would mean that Captain rank for undersecretary of Generals and Lieutenant for undersecretary of Colonels. Felix is general, and Zuzu is lieutenant, MEANING, they can’t be with each other OH NOES. To make matters worse, Mozera is in desperate need of seasoned and experienced military personnel. Zuzu realizes that for the two years he’s been lieutenant his sister (who is the same age) has promoted ranks to Major already, SO that means that Felix has not been giving him the opportunity to rank-up and gain more experience. In an attempt to find his individuality and improve himself as a person and as a soldier, Zuzu enlists in the Mozeran army and leaves Sayoria, and Felix… for two years. Zuzu knows if he ever contacted Felix while deployed in Mozera that he would immediately want to see him again, and thus the whole going to Mozera would be pointless. SO, separated by the seas and without contact the two men are left heartbroken. LUCKILY after Zuzu ranked all the way up to Captain he finally listened to his heart and returned to Sayoria immediately after promotion. Zuzu secretly applied to be Felix’s undersecretary and so paid Felix an unexpected visit <3 The two loved the hell out of each other and never left each other’s side after that. … THEN THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
Zuzu is EXTREMELY affectionate and lovey lovey yum yum and cuddly and love and stuff snuggles and fluff <3 and Felix is kinda doubting their love because he knows that he loves Zuzu but he’s worried that Zuzu is forcing himself to be with Felix so Felix tends to distance himself from Zuzu but really really wuvs him <3 After a while Felix can’t help but say “I love you” to Zuzu and eventually stops doubting and just loves Zuzu like they were intended to love <3 Cutesy cutesy lovey-goo <3 <3 <3 *throws up* xD
So yeah, they love each other to DEATH and they are like INSEPERABLE.



ZUZU AND FELIX BELONG TO MOI!!! CHARACTER, DESIGN, STORY, AND ART OR LEGALLY COPY RIGHTED TO ME!~ KUNERIA!